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Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker addresses the media at the state Capitol in Madison, Wis., Thursday, Feb. 24, 2011. Opponents to the governor's budget are in their tenth day of protests at the Capitol. (AP Photo/Andy Manis)

Building a wall along the Canadian border: Let the Jokes begin >

The set up The Trumpification of American politics took a surreal turn this weekend when Scott Walker, an ever-desperate member of the trailing Republican presidential peloton,…

August 31, 2015

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Frank Cerabino grew up in Long Island, New York, graduated from the United States Naval Academy in 1977 and spent five years as a Naval officer before getting a master’s degree in journalism from Northwestern University. After working for a news wire service in Chicago, Cerabino spent five years as a reporter at The Miami Herald before coming to The Palm Beach Post in 1989. Cerabino became a local news columnist for the Post two years later. Over the past 24 years, Cerabino’s column has won numerous awards, and his two series of comic novels – Shady Palms and Pelican Park – have been serialized in the newspaper. Cerabino writes five columns a week for the Post, blogs and posts commentaries on Twitter at @FranklyFlorida. He is married, has three children and lives in Boca Raton.

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